Geriatric Jokes and Elderly JokesA little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away. There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself.""What?" the operator exclaimed.
Hermes HandbagCoach HandbagChanel Apricot and Black Cambon handbag 25173"I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police." the little old lady repeated."Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" says the operator."Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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